| 1. | CVS Pharmacy Won't Fill Certain Florida Doctors' Pain Pill Prescriptions | 5 Dec 11, 01:21 | 213 | 24 |
| 2. | Florida Woman Has Sex in Intersection, Refuses to Put Clothes On: 'Everyone Has Already Seen... | 3 Dec 11, 13:11 | 156 | 13 |
| 3. | Miami's Federal Jail Overrun With Strippers Posing As Paralegals, Lawyers Say | 30 Nov 11, 16:31 | 182 | 10 |
| 4. | Heat to take on Mavericks on Christmas Day as NBA Deal Tentatively Reached | 27 Nov 11, 16:13 | 120 | 10 |
| 5. | 'Weed Bombing' Transforms Downtown's Urban Blight into Psychedelic Bling | 26 Nov 11, 19:49 | 154 | 4 |
| 6. | Corey Eubank Arrested As Accomplice in Cement Butt Case As More Victims Emerge | 26 Nov 11, 17:21 | 132 | 11 |
| 7. | Fisher Island is Still America's Richest Zip Code, According to Forbes | 26 Nov 11, 03:50 | 158 | 10 |
| 8. | Miami is the Worst City in America to Find a Job | 24 Nov 11, 14:18 | 154 | 13 |
| 9. | Alimony Bill Would Let Rich Dudes Who Cheat on Their Wives Off Easier | 23 Nov 11, 18:22 | 183 | 61 |
| 10. | Medical Center Sued for Accidentally Injecting Grandpa With Execution Drug | 20 Nov 11, 14:50 | 168 | 7 |
| 11. | Fake Doctor Injected Cement and Fix-A-Flat Into Patient's Butt | 19 Nov 11, 11:21 | 167 | 12 |
| 12. | Miami Dade PD is First Force to Get FAA Clearance to Fly Drones at Crime Scenes | 16 Nov 11, 17:28 | 140 | 18 |
| 13. | Whale with Scoliosis Fitted with Back Brace at SeaWorld | 15 Nov 11, 21:22 | 149 | 6 |
| 14. | Convicted Pedophile Sues Florida Prison System For Making Him Eat Soy | 9 Nov 11, 22:00 | 153 | 24 |
| 15. | Herman Cain Is Whiter Than the Ku Klux Klan | 9 Nov 11, 00:37 | 125 | 49 |
| 16. | Couple Asks Shake Shack to Cater Wedding (VIDEO) | 8 Nov 11, 19:20 | 109 | 3 |
| 17. | Ten Celebrities That Should Never Do a Holiday Show | 6 Nov 11, 22:01 | 85 | 5 |
| 18. | Toddler Dies After Grandmother Runs Him Over With A Lawnmower | 6 Nov 11, 11:21 | 152 | 17 |
| 19. | Angry Customer Urinates in Drive-in Bank Tube in Palm Bay | 5 Nov 11, 16:38 | 161 | 15 |
| 20. | Five Best Obsolete Music Formats | 3 Nov 11, 21:37 | 115 | 7 |
| 21. | Miami Cop Fausto Lopez's 120 MPH Turnpike Drive Caught On Video | 1 Nov 11, 13:30 | 151 | 9 |
| 22. | Drunk Man Steals BMW from Crash Scene | 31 Oct 11, 03:35 | 287 | 21 |
| 23. | Miami Voted Best City for Adult Halloween Parties, Most Dangerous for Trick-or-Treaters | 31 Oct 11, 00:32 | 279 | 7 |
| 24. | Walt Disney Doesn't Want You To Know Which Political Campaigns It's Paying For | 29 Oct 11, 23:48 | 289 | 64 |
| 25. | Florida Man Kept Nephew Chained to Bed in Mobile Home Full of Marijuana | 28 Oct 11, 23:43 | 152 | 12 |
| 26. | Miami Has the Second-Highest Income Inequality of Any U.S. Metro Area | 28 Oct 11, 10:31 | 146 | 16 |
| 27. | Koran-Burning Florida Pastor Terry Jones to Run for President | 27 Oct 11, 14:51 | 165 | 86 |
| 28. | Banker Hanging From a Phone Line Along I-95 | 26 Oct 11, 09:44 | 108 | 11 |
| 29. | The New Plan For Toppling Castro: Spamming Cuban Cell Phones | 24 Oct 11, 23:41 | 186 | 18 |
| 30. | iPhone 4S's 'Personal Assistant' Siri Tells Us Where to Get Hookers, Weed, and Drunk | 22 Oct 11, 15:55 | 189 | 24 |
| 31. | Woman Tossed Used Condoms at Store Clerk Before Exposing Herself | 22 Oct 11, 10:11 | 147 | 11 |
| 32. | Binge Drinking Rises with Unemployment, According to Science | 17 Oct 11, 03:40 | 128 | 31 |
| 33. | Occupy Miami: The Occupation Has Begun Outside Government Center | 16 Oct 11, 12:28 | 200 | 6 |
| 34. | Occupy Miami Brings Out Hundreds of Protesters To Bayfront Park | 16 Oct 11, 09:27 | 165 | 12 |
| 35. | Ethereal Everglades [pic] | 13 Oct 11, 08:41 | 75 | 2 |
| 36. | Five Actors Who Should Play Steve Jobs in Upcoming Biopic | 12 Oct 11, 13:29 | 152 | 13 |
| 37. | LeBron James Has an NFL Career on His Mind | 12 Oct 11, 10:17 | 177 | 9 |
| 38. | Phil Hinkle: Miami Porn Company Cashes in on Latest 'Republican Caught With Gay Hooker'... | 11 Oct 11, 11:38 | 171 | 18 |
| 39. | Arrested Development Is Back! Top Five Bluth Family Catchphrases | 9 Oct 11, 00:05 | 168 | 9 |
| 40. | ICE Chief Regularly Sent Child Porn, Ordered to Undergo Mental Evaluation | 8 Oct 11, 04:17 | 243 | 13 |
| 41. | Florida's Dwarf Tossing Law Could Be Repealed to Ease Dwarf Unemployment | 7 Oct 11, 16:34 | 181 | 14 |
| 42. | Florida Man Arrested for Breaking Into Cars in Jail Parking Lot Two Hours After He Was Released | 6 Oct 11, 12:30 | 116 | 9 |
| 43. | Who Leaked Tupac Shakur's Sex Tape? Crossfade's Top Five Smutspects | 5 Oct 11, 15:03 | 114 | 6 |
| 44. | Florida Man Shot at By Woman He Met on Facebook: Stuff Like That Don't Happen on Twitter | 4 Oct 11, 00:45 | 179 | 11 |
| 45. | Chris Brown and Ten Other Famous Wife-Beaters | 2 Oct 11, 16:38 | 124 | 3 |
| 46. | AshleyMadison Creator Noel Biderman Explains Why Men and Women Cheat | 2 Oct 11, 04:55 | 168 | 3 |
| 47. | Florida Lost 115,000 Jobs to China Between 2001 and 2010 | 30 Sep 11, 10:06 | 215 | 24 |
| 48. | PETA Mocks Florida Shark Attack Victim in Stupid New Ad | 30 Sep 11, 08:42 | 230 | 19 |
| 49. | Fidel Castro Calls Obama 'Stupid' | 29 Sep 11, 21:15 | 237 | 94 |
| 50. | $1.25 Million Worth of Cocaine Washes Up on Cape Canaveral Military Beach | 29 Sep 11, 04:29 | 221 | 12 |
| 51. | Florida Ice Cream Shop Owner Forced To Clarify That Mascot Is Not A KKK Member | 27 Sep 11, 21:59 | 266 | 40 |
| 52. | Topless Rihanna Ruffles Farmer's Feathers | 27 Sep 11, 20:21 | 221 | 33 |
| 53. | Jennifer Lynn Hearn Killed Husband, Buried Him In Hog Pen, Lied On Facebook, Police Say | 24 Sep 11, 21:07 | 146 | 7 |
| 54. | Florida Woman Arrested After Sucking on Police Officer's Prosthetic Penis | 21 Sep 11, 00:12 | 185 | 21 |
| 55. | 78-Year-Old Kills 21-Year-Old Wife, Sets House on Fire | 20 Sep 11, 09:11 | 181 | 6 |
| 56. | Get Laid Faster Than Booze With These Four Weird Drinks | 13 Sep 11, 11:32 | 177 | 3 |
| 57. | High Waists, Feathers, and Three Other Ugly Fashion Trends That Need to Go Away | 11 Sep 11, 04:21 | 141 | 11 |
| 58. | LeBron James Introduces Drag Persona: LeBre'sha | 10 Sep 11, 15:01 | 176 | 10 |
| 59. | Fidel Castro Is Still Alive: Cuba Releases New Photos | 10 Sep 11, 01:21 | 101 | 5 |
| 60. | Drunk, Homeless Woman Arrested for Stripping at Club That Didn't Employ Her | 9 Sep 11, 11:20 | 159 | 10 |
| 61. | Five Smelly Musicians Who Don't Deserve Their Own Perfume | 5 Sep 11, 01:53 | 127 | 10 |
| 62. | Sex Survey: 43 Percent of New Times Readers Have Had Threesomes, or Are Liars | 4 Sep 11, 15:29 | 226 | 16 |
| 63. | When Actors Commit Too Much to Their Roles | 3 Sep 11, 11:45 | 124 | 4 |
| 64. | Five Celebrity Crushes Creepier Than Jim Carrey's Love of Emma Stone | 29 Aug 11, 21:25 | 148 | 7 |
| 65. | Short History of Porn Stars Being Fired From Their Day Jobs | 28 Aug 11, 20:24 | 128 | 14 |
| 66. | Miami's Broke But 737 City Employees Made Six Figures Last Year; Here's A Full List | 26 Aug 11, 19:21 | 282 | 54 |
| 67. | Detailed Breakdown of Vanilla Ice Ripping a Giant Juggalo Bong | 25 Aug 11, 20:26 | 125 | 5 |
| 68. | Woman Impaled on Hooks Aims to Save Sharks (NSFW) | 24 Aug 11, 14:44 | 113 | 10 |
| 69. | Pitbull Sued by Lindsay Lohan for Disparaging Her Name on 'Give Me Everything' | 21 Aug 11, 00:31 | 84 | 10 |
| 70. | Five UM Programs That Will Benefit From Canes Football Getting Death Penalty | 18 Aug 11, 08:28 | 255 | 7 |
| 71. | Top Ten Cheapest Celebrity Tippers | 17 Aug 11, 12:32 | 325 | 132 |
| 72. | Watch All 17 Seconds of Kimbo Slice's Professional Boxing Debut (VIDEO) | 16 Aug 11, 10:15 | 161 | 8 |
| 73. | Strange Food Addictions: Chalk, Cigarette Ashes, Drywall, and More | 16 Aug 11, 07:28 | 102 | 9 |
| 74. | Oh Sh*t! Florida's Five Most Notorious Poopcrimes | 12 Aug 11, 22:10 | 99 | 3 |
| 75. | Dwyane Wade Offered $2 Million Monthly Salary to Play in China | 8 Aug 11, 19:27 | 132 | 17 |
| 76. | Five Adorable Animals Who Need a Book Deal | 6 Aug 11, 13:01 | 100 | 4 |
| 77. | Sofia Vergara's Brother Deported After Multiple Arrests for Pot Possession | 4 Aug 11, 01:27 | 151 | 6 |
| 78. | Hugo Chavez Releases Exercise Video | 2 Aug 11, 10:24 | 133 | 5 |
| 79. | Superhero Movies That Don't Exist and Should Probably Stay That Way | 31 Jul 11, 20:10 | 107 | 5 |
| 80. | Casey Anthony Mask Sells For $999,900 (w/ Free Shipping) on eBay | 28 Jul 11, 23:11 | 124 | 15 |
| 81. | Bras on Things That Don't Wear Bras! (PICS) | 28 Jul 11, 08:57 | 109 | 5 |
| 82. | Talking Vaginas and Other Low Points in the History of Douche | 28 Jul 11, 00:40 | 89 | 9 |
| 83. | 25 Reasons We Love Basketball Wives | 26 Jul 11, 15:14 | 114 | 7 |
| 84. | Seven Hot Grannies in Honor of Gorgeous Grandma Day | 26 Jul 11, 13:25 | 116 | 6 |
| 85. | Alonzo Mourning Accused of Hit-and-Run Car Crash While Driving Porsche | 22 Jul 11, 03:21 | 103 | 5 |
| 86. | Five Best '90s Catch Phrases in Honor of Nickelodeon's Retro Programming | 21 Jul 11, 10:12 | 132 | 6 |
| 87. | How to Get a Date with a Celebrity Without Joining the Military | 20 Jul 11, 08:38 | 130 | 4 |
| 88. | Cock Blocking and Other Reasons Why Google+ Fails as a Social Network | 18 Jul 11, 18:37 | 172 | 18 |
| 89. | Ten Most Badass TV Theme Songs of the '80s | 16 Jul 11, 11:05 | 110 | 4 |
| 90. | Newspaper Publishes Jose Canseco's Phone Number After He Tweets Out the Number of His Ex-Gir... | 15 Jul 11, 05:02 | 130 | 7 |
| 91. | Harry Potter's Ten Grossest Foods in the Universe | 13 Jul 11, 02:37 | 136 | 6 |
| 92. | Ten Reasons NBC's The Voice Didn't Suck | 2 Jul 11, 02:35 | 125 | 7 |
| 93. | Man Arrested After His Grandson Walks In On Him Having Sex the Dog | 29 Jun 11, 04:18 | 139 | 54 |
| 94. | Five Dumbest Celebrity Food Quotes | 25 Jun 11, 09:35 | 122 | 10 |
| 95. | Bleeding Palm Animates Miami's Underground Scene With Psychedelic Humor (PICS) | 21 Jun 11, 01:52 | 139 | 3 |
| 96. | How to Make Vodka Gummy Bears | 18 Jun 11, 02:15 | 145 | 3 |
| 97. | Steven Tyler's Transition: From Sex Symbol to 63-Year-Old Grandma | 11 Jun 11, 06:47 | 332 | 41 |
| 98. | Shootout Filmed From Apartment Above (video) | 30 May 11, 21:48 | 106 | 12 |
| 99. | Video: Panhandling Miami Man Makes World's Most Ingenious Begging Sign | 24 May 11, 03:17 | 240 | 22 |
| 100. | Masturbate-a-Thon and Other Fun Rapture Parties Across the U.S. | 20 May 11, 22:01 | 127 | 11 |
